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Top 10 Reasons It's Easier To Go To The Temple Than To BYU


10. The temple won't make you go home and shave.
9. You only get interviewed every other year.
8. There is always enough parking.
7. Construction was finished 100 years ago.
6. Temple workers won't get in trouble if everyone passes.
5. Temple doesn't want you to finish up after only 4 years.
4. Tuition is cheaper and never goes up. It's only 10%.
3. You can walk on the grass.
2. The final exam in the temple isn't for a very long time yet.
1. If you can't go yourself, someone else will do the work for you.





Top 10 Things to Do During a Boring Sacrament Meeting

10.  Chew gum.  If a talk goes on for more than 15 minutes, start blowing bubbles.
9.  Raise your hand and ask for permission to go to the rest room.
8.  See if a yawn really is contagious.
7.  Try to indicate to the bishop that his fly is undone.
6.  Pass a note to the organist asking whether she plays requests.
5.  Start from the back of the church and try to crawl all the way to the front, under the seats, without being noticed.
4.  Whip out a hankie and blow your nose.  Vary the pressure exerted on your nostrils and trumpet out a rendition of your favorite hymn.
3.  Using the "programs" for raw materials, design, test and modify a collection of paper airplanes.
2.  Sit in the back row and roll a handful of marbles under the seats ahead of you. After the meeting, credit yourself with 10 points for every marble that made it to the front. Credit yourself 20 points for anyone who slips and falls.
1.  Slap your neighbor.  See if they turn the other cheek. If not, raise your hand and tell the bishop.




One night the junior missionary woke his companion. ”I think there’s a burglar in the kitchen eating the cake I made,” said the elder.

His companion replied, “Should I call the police or an ambulance?”


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